If you take your adorable little dog to your adorable little daughter's adorable little preschool to show her to the class, guess what will happen? Remember, it is rather warm here today, so you will probably leave the adorable little dog in the car, which is running, so she can enjoy the A/C. This is so you can make sure that all of the preschool kids actually want to meet the adorable little dog without screaming or having an allergic reaction. When you go back out to get her, you will notice that the doors are now locked. Adorable little dog, whose feet are just the right size to hit the door lock button, is still inside, with your purse, cellphone and keys. You will be tempted to say a not-so-adorable word. Then you will remember that you have OnStar! This magical button will allow your car to be unlocked from some mysterious location. You will ask the friendly OnStar operator to do it again so you can watch this time (she can lock the doors too, I swear). And it will be so cool that you will forgive the adorable little dog. Adorable little daughter will be mad at you for making her leave her beloved school, though. THANK YOU ON STAR! and THANK YOU, C for picking up the Toad from kindergarten, driving to my house to get the spare keys, and not yelling at me when we didn't need them after all.
1 comment:
You are too funny! I know what word you were going to say. What a good mom taking an animal to school. Not matter what happens from here on out you are the greatest mom ever!!!!
And I plan to use this post as a testimonial to why I need a new car. ON STAR could save my life. Do you think D. will fall for it?
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